My First World Problem

I had to pee really, really badly while driving in the middle of a huge downpour here in Florida.

It sucked really, really bad; it was a really torturous 45 minute drive since I drove slower than normal because Floridians can’t drive in the rain. I didn’t think I was going to make it home just in time, and in retrospect I should have pulled into a gas station and peed there, but I wasn’t in the right frame of mind at the moment. Luckily I was able to hold it in and thus avoiding peeing my pants, though I do want to be as cool as Miles Davis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoD9LCGsjas

Thus concludes another of my first world problems. My life is rough.

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